I believe in keeping the womb closed and the legs safely open. Not only is this smart for ethical population control, it's more fun than the consequences. - tvt
Last week was the 2 year anniversary of my original ART PORN show that I held in Savannah. I know we all say this a lot as we age, but "Where did the time go?!"
At the show I had a large fishbowl full of #artporn condoms (above) as you know, party favors. Who doesn't like those? Most guests didn't take any or better to say, they were subtle with their hand in the condom jar because there was a dent in the quantity left. A few giggly youthful SCAD students did grab one or two and quickly stuck them in their purse while the occasional sexually confident stud grabbed a handful and put them in his pant's pocket. I noticed. Hopefully some of those guests got lucky without the negative consequences of not being prepared.
Unfortunately, shortly after that show most of the box contents - like well over 200 condoms - were stolen from my home by an a teenager with little morals and super high hopes for lots of sex that probably is never going to happen. I was incredibly affected by the event in a deeply negative way and it's still hard to know how to feel about that crime scene so I have to give it dark humor perspective. Here's a mock headline: Moron teen is a thief but wants safe dick. Should he get off?
I will order more #artporn condoms for my Savannah popup showing June 3rd - 4th that'll be open to the public so if you're local or in town, save the date. I have yet to determine the time. I'm thrilled to be able to show it in my current hometown and to my friends and curious ones who have been watching me hide my art at the studio. Since I run an art school out of there and we teach art to teens, I ensure all of my XXX art is hidden behind closed doors. Kids and sex don't mix which is why the fact that sex makes kids boggles my logical faculties but I think this stumps us all at one point in time or another...
I will also have some of these useful little packages of safety for the Las Vegas opening, Aug 5th at the Erotic Heritage Museum where my full ART PORN collection - now 20 paintings - will be showcased as "Artist of the Month" for 2 months, August through Sept. I'm so wow'd by such a great opportunity to show in Vegas and I'm excited to share it as it unfolds.
Stay tuned for more. I realize it's been a month since I've blogged. I've been super busy painting (okay I did have a few fun in the sun days). For proof of my efforts, I have a pretty sexy portrait painting I'm almost done with so check back with me soon. Actually, I think it's fucking hot but that's just my opinion. :)